TMI Tuesday ;)

tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Legend has it that, when I came out of my mother, I told the nurse she was fat.

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screaming-rachel:

Oh don’t be so surprised, Berry.

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jake-shoots-coca-cola:

tik-tok:

i know i probably shouldn’t have, but i just don’t have it in me to resist a bad girl.

You don’t have to resist, Daly.

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Fast work, Puckerman

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tik-tok:

That we don’t need you sleeping with the enemy.

i sleep with who i want, when i want. which you already know.

Make sure not to scream any secrets when you come.

Fast work, Puckerman

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tik-tok:

and what’s that supposed to mean?

That we don’t need you sleeping with the enemy.

Fast work, Puckerman